The person above me died...

you should all know this:

e.g.

Kirsty....
James: the person above me died because she petted a poisonous doggie.
Kirsty: the person above me died because andrew farted in his face,
Andrew: the person above me died because the governement sentenced all mean people to be extradited to Hawaii, and she couldn't take the sun.

etc.

Because she was thrown into a room of fresh grass cuttings.

because he starved to death since all the food he went near turned into mayonaise...

Head exploded when confronted by a thousand puppies.

hunted to make a horrible tasting chinese medicine

starved to death when left in a room with an unlimited amount of fbric and a sewing machine